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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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I think straight men have turned me into a Dom who wants to crush men now.

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howtotrainyourdragon:

“Astrid is still a strong feminine character. But she is a little less tomboy and a little more glamorous. Her relationship with Hiccup has evolved.” –Pierre-Olivier Vincent, production designer

Concept art by Woonyoung Jung

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grasslilly:

scarvenrot:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

Everyone should do this because i just did it and I feel like I lost 5 pounds in gross leg skin alone

IT’S AMAZING

everyone do this right now. right now

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doriimer:

Vintage-looking shoes : 1 2 3 - 4 5 6 - 7 8 9 
Enter "daisy10" for a further discount~
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Things that would be nice at 4 am

hiccupinglasses:

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

Being asleep.

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smashy-smashy-eggman:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

do you think impressionists ever imitate people they find sexually attractive  when they masturbate and essentially sweet talk/ dirty talk to themselves?

Okay, so for like a full minute I thought you meant like the Impressionist movement. So I’m picturing Manet pretending to be Monet and that gets his rocks off. I hate being an artist.

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notkorras:

Dipper: Mystery Twins?
Mabel: I thought you hated that.
Dipper: I'm starting to accept it.

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

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tavr0ss:

am i doing this right

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Literally, I’m so upset that I never want to see another straight, cis male ever again.  They’re so simple and gross anyway, why do we need them?

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